Danny Baker Record Breaker The World’s Awesomest Vomitair Air-Barf by Steve Hartley

Like many young boys, Danny dreams of making it into the record books. Eternally optimistic, he writes to Mr Bibby, Keeper of the Records, with hilarious accounts of his yucky endeavours.

In this book, Danny is going on holiday! He will attempt to break the following records. Drumroll, please..

Sickbags filled in a single flight! (DB attempt: 13)

Wriggliest bath! (DB attempt: 9,183 worms)

Freckliest face! (DB attempt: 1,246 freckles - before sabotage by Mum and the Factor 5,000,000 suncream)